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The Ten Best #Videogamepornos Fantasy Football Team Names (So Far)

Yesterday I posted a blog asking you guys to give me your best fantasy football team names for a league asking owners to turn a video game into a porn title. The league I’m in already had a few good ideas (Call of Booty: Black Cocks, Left 4 Head, etc), and I responded back with Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Sex (before later changing my team name to Skeets of Rage). Solid examples, but nothing compared to what some of you gave us. Sure there were several humorless submissions (Mortal Kumbat) and some that didn’t even make sense (Good Will Humping?), but for the most part your input was golden. Golden Eye. Hey — there’s a peepee-themed porno right there!

Here were what I feel were the strongest of the bunch. Feel free to comment with anything else good your little gross brains conjure up.

Honorable Mentions:

Big MILF Hunter
Halo: Reach Around
Super Bang Brothers
Mass Erect / Ass Effect
Tiger Woods PGA Tour ’10
Cameltoe Jam & Earl
Skeet Or Die!
Da Cunt
Donkey Dong

TOP TEN

10. Pack Man
9. Lap Dance Revolution
8. Excite Dyke
7. LittleBigPenis
6. “just go with Dong instead of Pong”
5. Cock Band
4. Need For Seed
3. Mike Tyson’s Cocks-Out
2. Raper Boy
1. Gargle Madness

Thanks Donald

By maurice posted August 30th, 2012 at 12:48 PM

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by financebroskegs on August 30, 2012 at 12:56 pm
Tiger Woods PGA Tour ’10 made me LOL, no need to change the name
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by tempdaddy on August 30, 2012 at 12:57 pm
Raper Boy...You're welcome
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by cantgetthestinkout on August 30, 2012 at 1:00 pm
Tiger Woods was easily the winner.
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by snailtrail291 on August 30, 2012 at 1:01 pm
need for seed hands down the best
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by help me tom cruise on August 30, 2012 at 1:09 pm
gotta go with need for seed here
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by neddybemis12 on August 30, 2012 at 1:12 pm
How was Tiger Woods not number 1?
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by sircrunkalot on August 30, 2012 at 1:13 pm
Battlechodes
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by frunkis on August 30, 2012 at 1:13 pm
Earthworm Jizz
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by Numero Two on August 30, 2012 at 1:23 pm
Poke-Your-Mom
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by Numero Two on August 30, 2012 at 1:25 pm
edit: Poke-ye-mom
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by Lameburgers on August 30, 2012 at 1:28 pm
cant believe my Castlelabia didn't make the cut, that was gold.
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by wheresmyballdontlieshirt on August 30, 2012 at 1:29 pm
Birthday Suit Larry (based off the excellent Leisure Suit Larry game)
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by wheresmyballdontlieshirt on August 30, 2012 at 1:32 pm
^Actually... Leisure Suit Larry might already be a porno video game, so that name is also acceptable
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by reversenakedleapfrog on August 30, 2012 at 1:42 pm
Penis
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by taco_bun on August 30, 2012 at 2:02 pm
not a single one of those in the top 10 made me come remotely close to smiling. tiger woods should have been #1 by far, shows how fucking stupid you are Mo. i really wish you would die already
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by collateral on August 30, 2012 at 2:09 pm
Need for Seed killed it, but I got Command and Boink-her Grand Chest Auto Metal Rear Solid 4, Buns of the Patriots Skeet Fighter Womb Raider
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by double rainbow on August 30, 2012 at 2:15 pm
mega cock man
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by collateral on August 30, 2012 at 2:20 pm
maybe even Metal Rear Solid 4, Buns of the Pasty Sluts
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by abe_froman on August 30, 2012 at 2:24 pm
Gran Tur-jizz-MO?
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by collateral on August 30, 2012 at 2:30 pm
Cuck Hunt
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by texastoast on August 30, 2012 at 2:40 pm
Mario Cunt
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by bubrub on August 30, 2012 at 2:40 pm
castlelabia is bronze at best, don't go overvaluing your intellect
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by texastoast on August 30, 2012 at 2:41 pm
WII on me
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by texastoast on August 30, 2012 at 2:41 pm
Flogger
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by GTA on August 30, 2012 at 2:52 pm
Double Doggin'
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by ironloti on August 30, 2012 at 3:25 pm
starcox
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by collateral on August 30, 2012 at 3:32 pm
Hah I was going to say Road Gash but I didn't think anyone else played that
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by collateral on August 30, 2012 at 3:32 pm
Pilotwangs
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by charlie sheens stunt double on August 30, 2012 at 3:44 pm
spy hunter.... milf hunter?
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by charlie sheens stunt double on August 30, 2012 at 3:44 pm
Legends of zelda: dildo of time
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by tonyteabags on August 30, 2012 at 4:52 pm
Queers of War 3: Fudgement Day is still the funniest
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by thetribehasspoken on August 30, 2012 at 5:13 pm
parappa the booty slappa, tecmo glory hole bowl and charlie sheen i was gonna say legends of zelda: two cocks in me at a time
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by mallowonthegraham on August 30, 2012 at 6:17 pm
Nfl clitz, crash bandicooter, star cox, banjo and sheblewme
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by Tha_Dro_Man on August 30, 2012 at 7:06 pm
damn, i fuckin' crushed it. 4, 5 and 9 are mine, plus i had 2 and 8, but i can only take half-credit there cuz i realized after the fact that i got beaten to the punch. thanks for making "need for seed" the people's champ, guys, but dude who came up with "gargle madness" is the clear winner in my eyes. i'm flying out to L.A. tomorrow, i should drop an application off at the porn companies, this might be my calling. but they're probably all on vacation with the syphillis outbreak.
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by Tha_Dro_Man on August 30, 2012 at 7:08 pm
still can't believe Faces (Bases) Loaded didn't make the cut. and Navy SEALs: Weapons of Ass Destruction was pretty gold-ish too.
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by lomaz on August 30, 2012 at 7:27 pm
Ninja gayden, xxx-men 2: clone whores, yoshis guyland, call of doody, tmnt 4: turtles in slime, choad rash, duke poocum, duck cunt, tony cawk, arcum aguylum, sonic and knuckle babies
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by lomaz on August 30, 2012 at 7:32 pm
Metal queer solid: snake eater, Holden guy, syphon milfer
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by maurice on August 30, 2012 at 8:40 pm
faces loaded = A+
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by Tha_Dro_Man on August 30, 2012 at 9:46 pm
thanks, mo. my heart swells with pride.
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by lomaz on August 31, 2012 at 1:17 am
Fuck tales
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by lomaz on August 31, 2012 at 1:17 am
Fuck tales
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