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The Best Swing At A Piñata You Will Ever See
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100% the grandma’s fault. You don’t hand the sword over to the soldier before he is ready for battle. Piñata 101. Damn right he’s going to be cocking up from outer space like Juan Gonzalez in his prime ready to strike the first thing that gets in his way. Gotta establish dominance in front of his 89 family members who traveled all the way from next door to wish him well. Only thing missing from this fiesta is a couple futbols and some riding mowers.
The fact the swinging burrito wanted to continue to hit the piñata after he knew he fractured his little brother’s skull shows lack of remorse and tenacity. Little dude is going to make one hell of a drug dealer when he grows up.
By smitty posted March 5th, 2013 at 11:36 AM
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  by holdddmyydickk on March 5, 2013 at 11:38 am
  Hey mom look I'm gonna hit the pinata! Boom my friends dead. What an Idiot!
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  by BillyBaroo on March 5, 2013 at 11:39 am
  Beaner-on-Beaner violence. Probably stole his lunch money food stamps.
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  by vermont stoolie on March 5, 2013 at 11:39 am
  Why don't you blog more?
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  by arozz21 on March 5, 2013 at 11:39 am
  definitely on some performance enhancing drugs
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  by Evil One on March 5, 2013 at 11:40 am
  Thats typically how black kids score free candy
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  by thepostman on March 5, 2013 at 11:44 am
  They're going to be killed by Hank Shrader when they grow up anyways
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  by bayarealove on March 5, 2013 at 11:45 am
  Sugar, its a hell of a drug. Orale ese!!! Vato's don't lie way!
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  by godshatesislandersfans2 on March 5, 2013 at 11:46 am
  Next door? Please.. They either live in the basement or a rusted out truck on blocks in the back yard.
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  by urfukinout1234 on March 5, 2013 at 11:48 am
  Must have sold him some bad shit. Damn pepper bellys ....
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  by mattsh20 on March 5, 2013 at 11:49 am
  More like mexicant.
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  by shermfloaters on March 5, 2013 at 11:52 am
  Looks like you've got a case of the KFC - not that it's still not possible, but Grandma got a mustache so I'm thinking that was Abuelo's fault
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  by stoolieljackson on March 5, 2013 at 11:55 am
  Pet Goats... So hot right now
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  by stoolboy7 on March 5, 2013 at 11:56 am
  Realistically like most facets in life, the woman is at fault most. Nice spotting.
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  by mayhem88 on March 5, 2013 at 11:56 am
  A+..Blog of the day
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  by Vincent Vega on March 5, 2013 at 12:00 pm
  So in Mexico they have live pi
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  by donkeypuncharillo on March 5, 2013 at 12:06 pm
  Give this guy a full time spot. Nice work smitty. Short and sweet like my hammer
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  by jake shuttlesworth on March 5, 2013 at 12:07 pm
  Down goes Frazier! Juan Frazier has been knocked out.
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  by 781kid on March 5, 2013 at 12:10 pm
  What part of Texas is this ???
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  by donkeypuncharillo on March 5, 2013 at 12:12 pm
  I hated pinatas growing up. If you've hit juan you've hit em all
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  by valentineformayor on March 5, 2013 at 12:12 pm
  Isn't candy supposed to come out?
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  by mdad14 on March 5, 2013 at 12:17 pm
  is that a pet goat?
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  by manzoblowsgoats on March 5, 2013 at 12:19 pm
  Looks like mr fuji with a kendo stick circa 1994
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  by pmrkingston on March 5, 2013 at 12:28 pm
  ICE should hire that kid in the orange shirt, pronto
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  by godtrui on March 5, 2013 at 1:13 pm
  What are the mexicans up to.. That looked like a fucking goat that barks
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  by bct5life54 on March 5, 2013 at 1:16 pm
  thata boy smitty
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  by metcogorilla on March 5, 2013 at 2:39 pm
  was that a goat or a dog?
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  by mcgovey on March 5, 2013 at 4:27 pm
  Smitty writing pure gold right here and gets about one story a week. Meanwhile Fetusburg is tossing mediocre blogs left and right. Figure it out stool.
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  by creepster on March 5, 2013 at 6:17 pm
  yo soy fiesta
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  by vegasstoolie on March 5, 2013 at 7:05 pm
  "89 family members that traveled all the way from next door" absolute gold!! A+
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  by UncleLukesBailBonds on March 5, 2013 at 8:00 pm
  The dog tried to warn them.
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  by darthquider on March 6, 2013 at 8:11 am
  Hey one of those little bastards is wearing my 1986 squish the fish t-shirt...Thats wear it went.
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