– Nine percent of Yale University students who participated in a recent survey on sexual behavior reported having been paid for sex at least once. Three percent said they had participated in bestiality, and more than half said they had “engaged in consensual pain” during sex. The survey was administered to a group of about forty students on Saturday, during a workshop meant to prompt students to “reconsider their idea of ‘normal’,” according to the Yale Daily News. The workshop was taught by Jill McDevitt, a 27-year-old “sexologist” who also owns a sex shop in West Chester, Pennsylvaina, which sells vibrators and various sex toys. She has posted videos of her educational workshops online, including one in which she demonstrates oral sex on a carrot. “People don’t think a college student at an Ivy League university would accept payment for sex but I’ve never had asked this question on a college campus and not had ‘yes’ answers,” McDevitt told the Yale Daily News.
Did you hear that, balding middle-aged man sitting in his Tercel with his pants unbuttoned staring through the window of that sorority? “I’ve never had asked this question on a college campus and not had ‘yes’ answers.” All you gotta do is ask 10 of these chicks if they wanna bone for cash and statistically one of them is gonna accept your offer. It’s really that easy. It’s as easy as ABC. A – Ask for paid sex. B – Be patient and wait for response. C – Cops are bad don’t get arrested. Follow those steps and you’ll be getting it wet in Ivy League bushes before you know it.
PS – Only half of people engaged in consensual pain? Y’all better start choking these broads.