Saw one picture of her on some blog then immediately went over to her Instagram to make sure I wasn’t crazy. Nuts, right? Can’t believe this is the same broad.
I’m just gonna come right out and say it — I’d fuck Snooki. It’d obviously be a risky venture, but if my penis somehow escaped without injury/disease, it would gain at least 50 experience points from the thousands of dicks that were in there before me. Might even level up.