Love hearing Big Red on the opening day of camp. His deadpan dickishness and Mormon wit always gets me pumped for this shit even in years like this one when there isn’t any intrigue. Ooooo watch out for that exciting camp battle at backup runningback! I’m still hyped. Back-to-back offseason champs!
[Clears throat] “Derrick Gunn used his journalism wizard magic to confuse my quarterback into revealing things that I’m scared to admit I agree with.”
PS – Mike Patterson is out for the entire camp with mysterious brain surgery complications. FLETCHER COX TIME.