The odds can’t be good considering the whole reason he’s in there is for multiple heart surgeries, but there’s always that chance Ron Jeremy indeed banged this chunky Asian nurse. You just know when he thought he was gonna die he started whispering in her ear about how sex is the only thing in the world hes ever loved and how lucky she would be to have been his last ever. Totally laying on the pity fuck sympathy as heavy as he could. Maybe tossing in the occasional ”I’m the best you’ll ever have” game while rattling off stats of how many women hes pleasured. No way some overweight community college nursing grad could resist game that air-tight, heart surgery greasy middle-aged porn star or not.
What do you think? Did he smash?
Vote 1 for Obviously Not After Heart Surgery and 10 for Never Been More Sure Of Anything In My Life.