Cursing? Self-deprecating black jokes? Answering questions from the crowd? Ron Artest stole my whole shtick!
He even talks about fucking Celine Dion. Bragging about how you would have sex with celebrities is MY thing. Stop with this obvious swagger-jack, Metta. This is my house. MY HOUSE.

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