Life isn’t fair. Some French dweeb with a million pounds of mousse in his hair randomly gets raped by Rihanna while I have to sit here and continue to be completely unraped by Rihanna like a fucking loser. Why even live anymore? I either need her ass on my dick like shown above or I need to find this squid and nerd bash him into oblivion. Really get it through his head that French squids aren’t allowed to do things that I want to do.