Breitbart – Researchers at Cornell University conducted a study about biting versus chewing habits in children and found that kids who eat chicken on the bone are more likely to disobey adults and be aggressive. The study, which was published in Eating Behaviors, found that children were “twice as likely to disobey adults and twice as aggressive toward other kids” when eating food they had to hold and bite. Researches found that children were more docile when eating cut-up pieces of food, results which would seem to indicate that there is a connection between having to use teeth to eat and aggressive behavior.
The study also found children who enjoy lox on bagels to be tighter with money and those who like tacos are probably into salsa music and chain link steering wheels on cars.
Yeah, I’m saying this is racist. Breitbart on their bullshit again. Why did this have to be chicken on the bone, huh? The scientists said ANY food that kids hold and bite makes them more aggressive, not just chicken. Corn on the cob, corndogs, peanut butter & jelly sandwiches — any of it. That chicken headline is racist clickbait junk, guys. And just because I stole it and did the same thing doesn’t mean you’re not shitty.
PS – cut up your kids’ food so the future isn’t full of assholes.