Ah, the old let’s make our son a man by destroying his manhood prank. A Southern tradition since Robert E. Lee’s father blindfolded the future general then ran his testicles through a cotton gin. So let me get this straight. Rednecks make their adolescent’s nuts explode before they are mature enough to reproduce and yet they still breed at the rate where they can get enough votes to where the President in the near future will be a direct desendant from these parents:
God Bless ‘Merica.