As a Phillies season ticket holder I have spent a lot of time this year at Xfinity Live. Those of us who have had the opportunity to visit Xfinity Live know that they did a fantastic job with the facility. I don’t have to go into details because its months old now, but the place if fucking awesome. However, there is one nagging problem with the place that I just can’t seem to get past.
Those that have frequented the PBR bar within Xfinity Live understand that there is an employee of the bar that maintains and runs the mechanical bull located in the center of the bar. My friends and I see him there every time we end up at PBR before or after a Phillies game. On any given night before a Phillies game from about 6-7:05pm this douche nozzle will probably spend a half hour on the bull himself showing off to the mostly male audience. I have included a recent picture from just before Tuesday night’s game where this ass hat left a bunch of loose women in line waiting as he indulged his inner gay cowboy fantasies.
This guy was out of control standing up on the bull, doing handstands and his signature “no-hands-hump-the-bull” move. Notice the outfit: muscle t-shirt, bandana, jager towels tied off to his jeans. Yea, we get it, you’re a mechanical bull technician. That doesn’t mean you get on the bull every 5 minutes to show off this sick new mechanical bull move you came up with to impress all the Philly sports fans. You have one job only: make sure the bull operates properly so when some loose women come into the bar they will ride it with their friends and hope their titties pop out.
My frustration with this one guy has built over the past few months since Xfinity Live opened. Yes, I could go to other bars within the complex, but PBR happens to be the best one with a great outdoor patio, hot waitresses in sexy cowgirl outfits, music, a mechanical bull, etc. The only thing wrong is this fucking guy. Surely other people have noticed this large distraction at this fine drinking establishment? I can’t be the only one that has a problem with this guy. He must be stopped…
Well shit. Four paragraphs of frustration, eh? Well I won’t even stand in your way with this one as I’ve only hung out in PBR a handful of times and haven’t yet seen Magic Mike here in action. Let’s vote on it.
What should be made of this black beater bull show-off?
Vote 1 ‘Let Bul Ride His Bull’ and 10 for ‘Tits Or GTFO’.