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So I’m out boozing hard last night. Go take a piss and this is on the back of the door. Just drive? Shouldn’t safe and sober be bigger? It was like a message from the devil saying “What up BK!” or God telling me to go kill myself…
-BK
This amazes me. It’s as if nobody at justdrivePA.com has ever been drunk in their lives. Of course you’re gonna take a piss before you leave the bar. Of course you’re going to feel your keys in your pocket and wonder if you should or shouldn’t drive yourself home. And of course you’re gonna hit the road when you look up at the urinal and the words “JUST DRIVE” are staring you in the face. Maybe this is Pennsylvania’s new take on population control or tow truck/emergency services unemployment, because nothing about the phrase “JUST DRIVE” at a bar urinal says “don’t drive drunk” to me.
BK, somebody’s gonna drive home drunk as shit, total their car, then sue the state for these ads. If a woman can sue McDonald’s because the CAUTION: HOT text isn’t big enough, an alcoholic can absolutely sue the state for hanging the words JUST DRIVE above the pisser at a bar.
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