Is this the shittiest excuse ever to not attend a draft party. “Hey my aunt had surgery today that my family and I have known about for 4 weeks. So were gonna go sit by her for the next 6 hours while she doesn't speak.”
Am I just dumb and hungover or is this hilarious? When I opened the email I expected it to say that he had to go clothes shopping with his girlfriend or something. Maybe was going to see Pain and Gain. Possibly had an early meeting. You know, something stupid like that. Nah though, dude had to go see his aunt who just had a cancerous tumor removed. And let me tell you, this guy DH3 is NOT happy about it. Not in the least. Thing is though, he has a point. Like hey tumor aunt, the draft is on. I'll come see you tomorrow. Your tumor is gone now. You got nothing but time.