So I’m watching a couple who seems to be on a first date and the girl goes to the bathroom for awhile. Long enough to poop or change her tampon. My question is if your on a first date and your girl goes to the br for awhile would you hope she’s pooping or changing her tampon? On one hand she’s got her period which means either head or nothing ( in my book) on the other hand she’s already so comfy that she’s willing to shit on the first date. Who knows what she will do in bed or other dates. Seems like grimey shit to me.
Ps. My girl is out for a cig break and I’m at the bar without a cellphone so disregard the female email lol
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Sure thing, “your girl is out for a cig break”. It’s fine if you’ve got questions, Erin. We’re all friends here. So you went on a first date and had to poop and/or handle your shark week and you’d like to know which one he would’ve preferred it to be?
Obviously the hugest factor here is that tampon completely eliminates the possibility of sex. Unless you’re one of those guys, anyway. And since I’m not and tampon = no sex then that’s easily the biggest issue. Look — people have to shit sometimes. I’m a grown-ass person who understands his diet and body’s inner workings and I still catch myself having to take an away game doo doo from time to time. Shit sneaks up on ya. Maybe the poor chick had too much coffee or shouldn’t have eaten froyo before the date. I’d much rather trust her ability to properly cleanse herself afterwards at the restaurant AND A SECOND TIME back at her/my place if things get physical. So, Erin, I’d rather she was taking a shit. That’s if I was planning on trying to have sex with her on the first date which I 100% am.
Suppose she could also be in the bathroom doing nose drugs, too, although I don’t see why that would take as long as the tampon/shit scenario.
Which would you rather your date be doing in the bathroom?
Vote 1 for Changing Tampon and 10 for Taking A Shit.