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Reader Email: If A Girl Is In The Bathroom For A While On A First Date, Would You Rather She Be Pooping Or Changing A Tampon?

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So I’m watching a couple who seems to be on a first date and the girl goes to the bathroom for awhile. Long enough to poop or change her tampon. My question is if your on a first date and your girl goes to the br for awhile would you hope she’s pooping or changing her tampon? On one hand she’s got her period which means either head or nothing ( in my book) on the other hand she’s already so comfy that she’s willing to shit on the first date. Who knows what she will do in bed or other dates. Seems like grimey shit to me.

“Erin”

Ps. My girl is out for a cig break and I’m at the bar without a cellphone so disregard the female email lol

Sent from my iPhone

Sure thing, “your girl is out for a cig break”. It’s fine if you’ve got questions, Erin. We’re all friends here. So you went on a first date and had to poop and/or handle your shark week and you’d like to know which one he would’ve preferred it to be?

Obviously the hugest factor here is that tampon completely eliminates the possibility of sex. Unless you’re one of those guys, anyway. And since I’m not and tampon = no sex then that’s easily the biggest issue. Look — people have to shit sometimes. I’m a grown-ass person who understands his diet and body’s inner workings and I still catch myself having to take an away game doo doo from time to time. Shit sneaks up on ya. Maybe the poor chick had too much coffee or shouldn’t have eaten froyo before the date. I’d much rather trust her ability to properly cleanse herself afterwards at the restaurant AND A SECOND TIME back at her/my place if things get physical. So, Erin, I’d rather she was taking a shit. That’s if I was planning on trying to have sex with her on the first date which I 100% am.

Suppose she could also be in the bathroom doing nose drugs, too, although I don’t see why that would take as long as the tampon/shit scenario.

Which would you rather your date be doing in the bathroom?
Vote 1 for Changing Tampon and 10 for Taking A Shit.
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By maurice posted January 4th, 2013 at 11:35 AM

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by phil leotardo on January 4, 2013 at 11:37 am
she's totally doing bumps
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by gus watab on January 4, 2013 at 11:39 am
Ratty's on the toilet paper dispenser for sure!
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by darrenbragg99 on January 4, 2013 at 11:40 am
her poop-face is hotter than most of the girls Neil considers "smokes"I'm serious.
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by phil leotardo on January 4, 2013 at 11:42 am
thats a nice cleav shot too...
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by dabing on January 4, 2013 at 11:43 am
Tampon change that shit at least goes away if she's shiiting now she'll be fartin' on your dick in a week
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by briar on January 4, 2013 at 11:43 am
Pooping! Tampon means you're not getting laid.
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by con_fooshis on January 4, 2013 at 11:43 am
Probably both. Shit and a stick. Only way to find out is to finger, tongue, & dick both holes later on.
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by delihands on January 4, 2013 at 11:43 am
If its first date I'm not expecting to get laid so the tampon is fine for me
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by hawkeyenation23 on January 4, 2013 at 11:44 am
Taking a shit. Means she's cleaning out the Hershey highway for a possible drive thru later.
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by mississippi on January 4, 2013 at 11:45 am
What's wrong with fucking chicks on their period? Plus you can come inside worry free.
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by 5MinuteMajor on January 4, 2013 at 11:48 am
Puking up her lunch. . . eating disorder chicks are bat-shit crazy in the sack, serious Daddy issues in most cases.
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by maukstraussity on January 4, 2013 at 11:52 am
Everybody knows blow leads directly to a monster deuce. It's a simple progression: bumps>superdump>bumps
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by financebroskegs on January 4, 2013 at 11:53 am
tampon, chicks are so horny on the rag, first time sex is usually pretty bad and awkward and bjs are never awkward, plus they feel all bad and shit about the blue balls, you pray to god shes not pooping because then she would have to shower before i fuck her first anyway
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by dirtyfrank on January 4, 2013 at 11:54 am
Best part is solving the mystery yourself...1) If it is BLOWZINE..hopefully she has xtra...2) when u go to finger her...subtly check for the ROPE..3)..caress her buttocks..and finger pick for dingle berries !!!!!!
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by browningman on January 4, 2013 at 11:55 am
What if she went to take a dump AND change her tampon? I guess its a wasted night.
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by seven1six on January 4, 2013 at 12:11 pm
If shes shitting, Im out and might even make her pay for dinner. If shes on the rag shes really horny and I have no second thoughts about throwing down a towel. Just dont think my face is getting anywhere near that shit
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by schify on January 4, 2013 at 12:11 pm
I'm 26 and have clue how a tampon works (i thought it was like an instant thing). I, cautiously, googled it. First thing that came up was this youtube (so you know its not 100% disgusting): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03G9H5H89mYIt's still fucking gross, but it's a good education.
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by schify on January 4, 2013 at 12:12 pm
No clue**
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by sticky fingers on January 4, 2013 at 12:14 pm
any girl that shits on a first date is a savage, period blood is gross too but at least i know ill be getting head that night
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by englewood joyride on January 4, 2013 at 12:19 pm
I gotta go with Phil on this one. Hopefully she's doing blow in the bathroom.
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by popemelgibson on January 4, 2013 at 12:19 pm
do you even try to be funny?
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by moosey on January 4, 2013 at 12:27 pm
If she's doing bumps she's gonna have to shit more than twice...
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by RexRyansAfatClam on January 4, 2013 at 12:28 pm
not so sure id be excited to fuck her if it was in between the shit and her next shower...which on a first date she wouldnt be taking another one in between, so im going with the tampon/head.
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by vinnyjr on January 4, 2013 at 12:34 pm
Option C. She is calling the guy that will actually be getting laid and letting him know what time she will be over.
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by cashinout on January 4, 2013 at 12:39 pm
Did you really say hugest? That doesnt even sound remotely correct.
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by Dooba on January 4, 2013 at 12:41 pm
Better check the security settings - Schify the 4th-Grader is somehow logged on with his Dad's iPhone
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by prettyprettyprincessjh on January 4, 2013 at 12:45 pm
Um...Er..I don't know how familiar you guys are with the process of changing a tampon, but it takes an extra 10 seconds MAXIMUM. Like if you are using a tampon for the first time in your life you are talking 10 seconds.She was definitely taking an inappropriate shit OR text shitting on her date. If the former: What.a.pig. Any girl that does that is dropping ass in front of you with abandon by date three.
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by Buddy Revel on January 4, 2013 at 12:58 pm
Ask any chick the question. I can't believe it hasn't been mentioned, because chicks do it ALL the time. She is on her celly talking to friends telling them what has happened and asking for advice.
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by bossmanhoss on January 4, 2013 at 12:58 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfboOt1bJcA
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by ande12333 on January 4, 2013 at 1:00 pm
1. "those guys" blog needed asap... whats wrong with period sex? 2. tampon change takes no more 1 min 3. poop on the first date? really? is she a dog? Its called pooping before you leave the house.
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by menotknow on January 4, 2013 at 1:24 pm
I dont care either way, drunk and horney and ignorance is bliss.
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by moosey on January 4, 2013 at 1:32 pm
Slutnuts...Worcester. Answer your question?
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by mossjohnson on January 4, 2013 at 1:48 pm
I'd rather her be shaving because then I know she wants to bang and takes care of her muff.
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by CoferBlack on January 4, 2013 at 4:21 pm
Gonna ruin this for everyone - chicks dump literally half the time they go to the bathroom. It's the whole 'they're already sitting down' thing. Horrifying. On the other hand, what I wouldn't give to drop a deuce several times a day. 3rd best feeling in the world after a hummer and taking your ski boots off.
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by valbroski on January 4, 2013 at 4:46 pm
I don't trust a girl who shits in public.
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by valbroski on January 4, 2013 at 5:34 pm
Totally forgot about the coke/shitting angle. Very possible.
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by slutnuts4 on January 4, 2013 at 6:03 pm
how stepped on is the dope you guys are buying that after each rail you have to shit?
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by eboe6666 on January 4, 2013 at 6:17 pm
@slutnuts4, I was wondering what I was missing...
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by valbroski on January 4, 2013 at 6:55 pm
@moosey real talk.
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by rugbynutjob on January 4, 2013 at 10:09 pm
We are the few the proud the red river runners.
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