What up Maurice so I’m coming back from a job interview from the city back to Westfield nj and as I get off the train at Newark penn to change trains I see this fucking crazy person rockin a adult diaper like it ain’t no big deal. Just gonna shit my pants all day long. Gave up on the world . Also look at the bag he’s got next to him. Nice shoes too. Lol
Sorry to break the news to everyone but it’s an absolute certainty no-question maurice’s Stone Cold Lock of the Week that this guy has not and will not shit those diapers. Not a chance. You see the careful coordination between the bag and the sneakers? You see the strategically tailored Pride Parade belly cut on that shirt? This man is making a statement with these Depends. This isn’t an Oops I Crapped My Pants situation. This is some sort of twisted diaper baby gimp Mr. Slave situation. ”Daddy” lives somewhere on the Northeast Corridor and this dude is on his way to the weirdest sex imaginable.
Or I could be wrong. Could be some shit back there. It’s NJ Transit.