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Reader Email: Guy Wearing Adult Diaper Buying NJ Transit Tickets

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What up Maurice so I’m coming back from a job interview from the city back to Westfield nj and as I get off the train at Newark penn to change trains I see this fucking crazy person rockin a adult diaper like it ain’t no big deal. Just gonna shit my pants all day long. Gave up on the world . Also look at the bag he’s got next to him. Nice shoes too. Lol
-Don

Sorry to break the news to everyone but it’s an absolute certainty no-question maurice’s Stone Cold Lock of the Week that this guy has not and will not shit those diapers. Not a chance. You see the careful coordination between the bag and the sneakers? You see the strategically tailored Pride Parade belly cut on that shirt? This man is making a statement with these Depends. This isn’t an Oops I Crapped My Pants situation. This is some sort of twisted diaper baby gimp Mr. Slave situation. ”Daddy” lives somewhere on the Northeast Corridor and this dude is on his way to the weirdest sex imaginable.

Or I could be wrong. Could be some shit back there. It’s NJ Transit.

By maurice posted August 15th, 2012 at 12:48 PM

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by edjr on August 15, 2012 at 12:56 pm
You are dead on with the slave thing. Daddy sent him out with no pants and he has to deal with it. This should have been GTA
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by cmoran17 on August 15, 2012 at 1:46 pm
I don't know how, but I'm calling bull on this guys story. Dude, doesn't even know where he is because just from the little bit of background alone who parties up north knows this guy isn't in Newark, he's in Hoboken.
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by andersmb on August 15, 2012 at 2:01 pm
cmoran..i said the same thing when i saw the picture and then when i read the email i knew he was making this up..its probably him and he paid his friend to take a picture so his email could be on the stool..my question, why you you send this to Mo and not KFC?
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by cockasian on August 15, 2012 at 4:52 pm
definitely lost a bet
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by drmcgillicuddy on August 15, 2012 at 5:25 pm
This bro must have a tommy pickles fetish or some shit
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by twoholepunch on August 15, 2012 at 6:40 pm
the shoes and the backpack make it so much better.
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by crabjuice23 on August 16, 2012 at 1:35 pm
Looks like he already shit in that diaper
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