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Reader Email: Does This Shooter McGavin Ass Tattoo Get My Boy Laid?

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Mo,

I was down at the Kenny Chesney tailgate doing my part to make Philly look like white trash when all the sudden my friend pops this gem out. I thought it was genius but I think this is one the bros love and the ladies just tilt their heads all confused as to who it is. What are your thoughts on this “accident” from a New Orleans trip?

-Berfun

Homey…IS that Shooter McGavin? Kinda looks like Will Farrell with Pres’ nose and a golf club. Trust me I love Happy Gilmore as much as the next kid who grew up in the 90′s but I gotta call ‘em like I see ‘em. And I see a bunch of gray golf nonsense. This is how I picture the conversation with any group of females:

Your Friend: Wanna see my tat?
Girls: Who is that?
Your Friend: Shooter McGavin!
Girls: Who??
Your Friend: From Happy Gilmore!
Girls: Oh.

Not laid. Nice idea, nice location, but still not laid.

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By maurice posted June 21st, 2012 at 11:20 AM

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by cripes on June 21, 2012 at 11:23 am
What did Napolean Dynamite draw that tattoo? At least he got correct shading on the upper lip...
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by pawts on June 21, 2012 at 11:34 am
Go back to your shanty's
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by cantgetthestinkout on June 21, 2012 at 11:43 am
Shooter McGavin? No Big Ern McCracken? No doubt
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by frunkis on June 21, 2012 at 12:12 pm
nice batter's stance dick head.
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by jaybone on June 21, 2012 at 12:16 pm
who was the tattoo artist Michael J Fox
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by billybonds on June 21, 2012 at 1:38 pm
that dude should be dragged behind a bus until the road rash wipes all trace of that tattoo off of his body, and his friends should be thrown in front of said bus for letting him get it.
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by 5MinuteMajor on June 21, 2012 at 1:45 pm
JUST IN TIME !!!! TLC’s new series America’s Worst Tattoos, premiering with back-to-back half-hour episode on June 21
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by lionel_putz on June 21, 2012 at 3:29 pm
Shooter McGavin's face on Pete Incaviglia's body.
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by buzzershot18 on June 21, 2012 at 4:51 pm
its seems like everybody is really starting to come around... WELL IM NOT DOUG. I saw to big bikers off in the woods off 17 having sex, how am i supposed to CHIP with that going on?
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