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Reader Email: Does This Huge Wet Bandits Chest Tat Get This Guy Laid?

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Harry Nd Marv. Wet bandits. Boom.
-Chad

The fact that he also has a giant Charlie Sheen tat on his arm doesn’t speak highly of his overall taste, but I respect his choice to go Nacho Cheese Doritos over Cool Ranch. Cool Ranch has always been overrated and there’s a reason why the red bag is the default. But I’m digging the Wet Bandit pecs idea. Sure, Macaulay Culkin looks like that street rat Cricket from Always Sunny, but that doesn’t take away from his big screen debut living in film eternity. Home Alone is an American Christmas classic that will always be around like A Christmas Story or Christmas Vacation, no matter how bad an example of parental negligence and child abuse it is. So I like this tat — but that doesn’t mean some ho’ down the sho’ is gonna wanna ride this dude and stare Harry and Marv in their ugly tattooed faces. Good tat but not laid.

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Keep the change you filthy animal.

By maurice posted June 18th, 2012 at 11:33 AM

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by Tha_Dro_Man on June 18, 2012 at 11:44 am

if you're going with a Home Alone tat, i'd steer clear of the faces, and just get "Keep the change, ya filthy animal" in olde english lettering across the back of your shoulders, or maybe "Look what you did, you little JERK."
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by brilliantarrogance on June 18, 2012 at 11:44 am

http://www.brilliantarrogance.com/2012/06/scmbgs_14.html
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by Tha_Dro_Man on June 18, 2012 at 11:46 am

also, it's cool ranch all day, eyyyday. artificial nacho cheese flavored ANYTHING is what's overrated, that shit is bunk.
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by EZBreezey2222 on June 18, 2012 at 11:46 am

i guess its slightly better than the "#1 Dick Sucka" tat prez had on BSS Boston last Friday
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by Will I am Not on June 18, 2012 at 12:05 pm

PHILLY people smell, this is a shinning example OH SHIT DRO MAN IS FUCKING ALIVE
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by hartfarts on June 18, 2012 at 12:06 pm

dude is an attention whore - definitely a gigantic tool as supported by that shit grin and his selection of nacho cheese over cool ranch
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by tornopen on June 18, 2012 at 12:11 pm

we need a government sponsored sterilization program, people this fucking stupid should not be allowed to pro-create.
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by financebroskegs on June 18, 2012 at 12:23 pm

this is what happens after time periods of illegal abortion.
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by freddie mitchell on June 18, 2012 at 12:23 pm

Good call Mo, cool ranch sucks nacho cheese's cock
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by 5MinuteMajor on June 18, 2012 at 12:24 pm

Lost a bet, no doubt.
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by thewetbandits on June 18, 2012 at 1:05 pm

i approve!
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by thewetbandits on June 18, 2012 at 1:05 pm

and no that's not a picture of me
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by wayshegoes on June 18, 2012 at 5:57 pm

Wonder if people ask him "why the hell you take your shoes off?" or "Why the hell are you dressed like a chicken?".....
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by peopleschamp8 on June 18, 2012 at 11:06 pm

its a damn shame KFC didnt get to blog about this..Pres is giving you the best material to blog Mo and you still suck..give smitty a chance
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by fratasticvoyage on June 19, 2012 at 12:04 am

Sticky Bandits bitch!
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by cw726 on June 20, 2012 at 4:55 am

Didn't lose a bet....already reproduced if u can't laugh when u see these tattoos your a fucking up tight prick hahaha
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by cw726 on June 20, 2012 at 4:57 am

Didn't lose a bet..... Already reproduced if u can't laugh at these tattoos ur a fucking up tight prick hahaha
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by phishstx on June 21, 2012 at 11:44 am

"Already reproduced" = knocked up a girl in high school and hasn't talked to her since?
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