Harry Nd Marv. Wet bandits. Boom.
The fact that he also has a giant Charlie Sheen tat on his arm doesn’t speak highly of his overall taste, but I respect his choice to go Nacho Cheese Doritos over Cool Ranch. Cool Ranch has always been overrated and there’s a reason why the red bag is the default. But I’m digging the Wet Bandit pecs idea. Sure, Macaulay Culkin looks like that street rat Cricket from Always Sunny, but that doesn’t take away from his big screen debut living in film eternity. Home Alone is an American Christmas classic that will always be around like A Christmas Story or Christmas Vacation, no matter how bad an example of parental negligence and child abuse it is. So I like this tat — but that doesn’t mean some ho’ down the sho’ is gonna wanna ride this dude and stare Harry and Marv in their ugly tattooed faces. Good tat but not laid.
What do you think? Vote 1 for Laid and 10 for Not Laid.
Keep the change you filthy animal.