Went to high school with this kid. Wound up on his facebook before and no joke this is his default picture…and hes serious. This HAS to get this kid laid…right?
This kid’s gonna have so many bad bitches on his dick that he’s gonna have to add even more stipulations to his dick sign:
“Bad Bitches With Jobs and Good Credit Only”
“Bad Bitches Who Love Top Ramen And Old DMX CDs Only”
“Bad Bitches and/or Bitches Who Can Get Me Gastric Bypass Discounts Only”
Doesn’t even matter that he looks like John Waters ate Dr. Robotnik from Sonic the Hedgehog. Kid’s winning all day. LAAAAID.
What do you think?
Vote 1 for Shaq on the Cavs and 10 for Shaq on the Lakers.