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Hey Moe,

Does this hibachi chef’s Swagg belt get him laid? Also, do hibachi chefs get laid in general? They have to, right?

-Pat

Swagg belt on a hibachi chef get him laid? Yes.

I’m also saying ‘yes’ under my personal assumption that hibachi chefs get pussy all the time. How can’t they? If a bitch won’t give up the dugout for a skinny Asian man who can volcano an onion, there really isn’t much hope for the rest of us.

Although there is the chance that hibachi chefs aren’t as respected amongst their own people as they are in the Black, Latino, and Caucasian communities. To us these men are open griddle modern day samurai, delighting children by flipping shrimp onto their hats while simultaneously making every woman’s lips at the table moist for something delicious. I’ve seen grown-ass motherfuckers clap and howl with enjoyment over seeing these men perform spinning-egg spatula tricks. If these strip mall superheroes aren’t getting all the blurry pixelated sideways their slanted hearts desire, then I guarantee there is a fat white lady or a skinny hood rat who would take our Eastern friend on a ride to Pleasure Town.

What do you think?
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PS – It’s the hibachi sauce that makes it all taste good.