Barstool Sports

You heard the dude who is putting his career as a journalist to great use by grilling a 4 and 7-year-old. These two skanks made their lemonade stand business succeed by themselves. No help from others. Nothing from Nobama. Just two entrepreneurs working hard to start up a successful business and provide for their family. Cool Blast will be the Kool-Aid for white people by Christmas.

Propetiary? Confidentially agreements? Scamming their family to invest and making their bitch-ass, ‘cute’ brother work for them? These bitches know how the game is played. No doubt in my mind if they were running the show here BS would be sold for 500 mill within a month. Screw the Blackouts, Hardo hats and daily smut grind. Toots A and B here would be ready to take this empire to the next level with their Country Time lemonade mix they’re passing off as their own and some Dora the Explorer hard action for the young boys. Better bosses than Pres any day of the week, too. No doubt these broads would be nice enough finally to give Barstool employees the things we deserve: nap time and health insurance.

PS – This segment is the perfect example to why every 24-hour news channel — everyone of them, not just FOX — needs to be erased from existence.