Barstool Sports

A bit anticlimactic since they stopped recording before the bear could get another throw to shatter the glass and maul-drown all the humans inside, but crazy nonetheless. Can’t even blame the bear at this point. If he’s strong enough and smart enough to break out of Bear Jail with a rock and we were dumb enough to give him a bunch of rocks I suppose we humans just got what we had coming.

Also, has anyone even considered how wrongly we portray polar bears? These are giant cold weather bloody-fur killing machines, and we’ve sold them as cuddly stuffed animals and cola-drinking Christmas pussies. Polar bears aren’t nicer than brown and black bears just because their fur is white and they play in the snow. That thing will literally swipe your brains from your skull.