plaxicoburresscollection – The Plaxico Burress Collection is the brainchild of NFL star Plaxico Burress.An avid collector of luxury socks, Plaxico found himself always looking for the ‘perfect sock.’ Often, he would love the design, but not like the fit. Or he would like the fabric/material, and not like the length. Rather than continue to settle for the often limited styles his favorite stores had to offer, Plaxico decided to create his own brand. Confident that with his direction, the design team could create his ‘perfect sock.’
OMG do you think they come with bullet holes LOL!?1?!
But honestly, send out the smoke patrol because these socks just gave me a toe boner. If the word ‘swag’ was still cool I’d say swag. Love ‘em. Not necessarily the way these questionable gentlemen in the photos are wearing them, but every man should have several good pairs of colorful socks. One thing, though:
The Plaxico Burress Collection? Why would anybody wanna buy socks from a company called The Plaxico Burress Collection? Puff Daddy didn’t name his vodka company Sean Diddy Combs Fine Vodka, he named it Ciroc. A clever nonsense word that sounds classy but doesn’t mean anything. Fade Pattern Socks, Steeler NYC Men’s Foot Garments, The Loose Holster Collection — anything. Any of those are better than your name. Don’t know if you remember but you shot yourself and went to jail not that long ago. Your name isn’t great PR.
PS – Free business tip: try to get more than four ugly socks in the Shop.