As if the loss to the Penguins tonight wasn’t bad enough I had to be near this asshole.
Visual evidence that hockey fans are hipsters. Scarf? Check. Ridiculous antique facial hair? Check. Rooting for the opposite team as everyone else? Triple check. We got a hockey hipster, alright.
Wonder what’s going through his organic little mind. Probably something to do with the specialty bitters he ordered off of that whiskey blog or if the Philly fans are keying dicks into his Nissan Leaf again. Don’t worry little buddy, I’m sure your vagina mobile is perfectly safe. This isn’t California.
PS – Hey black Flyers fan chick who I hope is over 18.