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   by thewetbandits on July 17, 2012 at 10:17 am

   1. that is not the size, not consistency of an "emergency" shit 2. what the hell was this dude doing videotaping the outside of his window for almost a full minute and a half before the cab even came into the picture?! is this bro some sort of cab driver shit-whisperer?

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   by organix85 on July 17, 2012 at 10:24 am

   They couldn't have cut out the first minute or so?

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   by sjoyce54 on July 17, 2012 at 10:30 am

   Cab driver shit-whisperer?? Classic!

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   by TeddyKGB on July 17, 2012 at 10:34 am

   thewetbandits is right, this is not the size or consistency of an emergency shit. I thought that it might be an emergency by the way the cabbie seemed to collect himself prior to exiting the cab, like he was waiting for an imminent excrement wave to subside. But the lack of splatter means that this cabbie is just somebody who likes pooping outside. I have heard that this is a behavioral trait of those that hail from Mexico and points south.   BTW - this cabbie needs to work on his stealth. There is so much light at this location that he might as well poop there in the middle of the day. Darkness is your friend - this guy poops back there in those shadows then he still has his job.

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   by EZBreezey2222 on July 17, 2012 at 10:40 am

   @thwetbandits - pretty sure its some kind security cam recording this. 2 hints would be the lack of Michael J. Fox-esq camera work and the black bar on the bottom with date and running time

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   by tornopen on July 17, 2012 at 10:45 am

   Mo, fuck you a 1000 times. You couldn't tell us to jump the mark where it starts? You fucking suck asshole. Try some effort!

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   by Hipneck on July 17, 2012 at 10:47 am

   Seriously--next time help us all save two minutes or our lives with a heads-up, mm'kay?

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   by pmrkingston on July 17, 2012 at 10:49 am

   check to see if he was only wearing one sock

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