Nothing I hate more about a dookie story than the holier-than-thous that creep up out of the woodwork to point fingers and paint someone as “the bad guy”. This cabbie may not be a bad guy at all. Sure, he defecated on a public sidewalk and most likely didn’t wipe the smeared doo doo out of his ass cheeks and sat in squishy awkwardness the rest of his ride home/shift. Sure, THAT’S absolutely disgusting. But we don’t know the circumstances. We don’t know what 12 year-old Chinese gymnast-like backflips homeboy’s stomach was doing before this video. This could have been a 100% emergency situation. And who among us hasn’t been in an absolute dookie emergency in our lives? Exactly. At least this guy’s emergency was on a relatively private street with no witnesses and not in gym class during an indoor day in front of the hot girls in school like yours probably was.
So cut the man some slack. No finger pointing around these parts. Shit happens.