Ah, PETA, the Westboro Baptist Church of men who are hated by their fathers and women whose pussies actually give shelter to felines. The only organization in the world who would fight for the rights of fake computer imaged whales in a video game that also features rape, murder and pillage on the high seas. Plus it’s nice to see PETA endorses the historical accuracy of the Assassin’s Creed franchise. Don’t get me wrong, the Assassin’s Creed games are the certified tits, but I doubt the half Indian/half English son of the Templar in the third game really was the catalyst in every single event in the Revolutionary War. Crispus Attucks desperately needs that street cred for the Boston Massacre in homie heaven.
Go back to being somewhat useful with those banned commercials with tits and vegetables that look perfect for pleasuring.