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People Are Crazy For Hating On These New Warriors NBA T-Shirt Jerseys

Mercury News – On Monday, the Warriors will unveil their yellow, alternate uniforms. They will be the first team in the modern NBA era to play in something other than a tank top. The Warriors will debut the new unis for their Feb. 22 home game against the San Antonio Spurs, which is being aired on ESPN. They will also wear them March 8 vs. Houston and March 15 vs. Chicago.

Am I missing something? How is this not now the hottest jersey in the NBA? All over Twitter and my email people are complaining about these jerseys saying they’re worse than the NCAA basketball chick wearing a helmet and an abomination to basketball. The Charlotte Bobcats are an abomination to basketball. These Golden State jersey are a welcome evolution and innovation.

It’s not like they’re just Hanes beefy T’s with players’ names slapped on the back; there’s forward-thinking technology all over this thing. You can tell because of the holes. Holes in jerseys = new future technology. That’s how athletic apparel works.

Besides, it’s not even like it’s the first time the NBA has changed sleeves. Remember those old early-2000′s shiny and disgusting Sixers jerseys with the thick girls’ basketball sleeves?

Yeah, those. Those were 400x worse than this. Blue and black with gold and silver accents and enough shoulder room to hide your sports bra? No way these Warriors jerseys aren’t infinitely better.

But I’ll let you decide. Which is worse — the old Sixers jerseys or these new Warriors long-sleeve?
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By maurice posted February 11th, 2013 at 4:51 PM

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by common sense on February 11, 2013 at 4:55 pm
We understand Mo......you want to be able to see more rippling muscles and stuff. Willy Wonka is jealous of the sugar in your trunk man.
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by iwanttoknowwhatloveis on February 11, 2013 at 4:57 pm
Chris Webbers a bitch
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by futurebarstoolhouston on February 11, 2013 at 4:59 pm
Holes do equals future technology
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by californiacoast on February 11, 2013 at 5:01 pm
Bay Area coming in hot!!
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by taco_bun on February 11, 2013 at 5:02 pm
Moe, how many cardigans do you own? Has to be at least 5
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by donkeypuncharillo on February 11, 2013 at 5:13 pm
Fans are up in arms because how gangster can a nig look in a for fitting tshirt?
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by cornelius on February 11, 2013 at 5:17 pm
game, blouses
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by i ejaculate fire on February 11, 2013 at 5:29 pm
iverson couldn't look hood in a tight fitting shirt. you of all people should realize this
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by paulorndorf on February 11, 2013 at 6:08 pm
Mo, you accidentally put up a bunch of pictures of a cross dressing man as your smoke 'Kimmy'. Fix it
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by barney rubble on February 11, 2013 at 6:16 pm
Tshirts? Nba has stooped to new lows. Nba blows
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by titfaced on February 11, 2013 at 8:16 pm
Kimmy will snap your cock clean off
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by smokestradamus on February 11, 2013 at 8:19 pm
these look so fucking jap its baaad
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by jesuseffingchrist on February 11, 2013 at 8:24 pm
With all these young players coming in, more of them struggle with bacne. The t-shirt jerseys will cover it up, and give them free reign to move, without worrying about how they look on camera. Sounds dumb and wrong, but i think it might be a real factor.
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by RugMunchingEverydayBecauseWeRugMunchToMyAccomplishments on February 11, 2013 at 11:45 pm
Those look like those Salvation Army 'AKADEMIC' sport tee's you see hotel Rawanda refugees wearing in gym class
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by imax on February 12, 2013 at 2:16 am
yo mo that smoke...chick has got the kind of body that is just destined to blow up. step it up bro.
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by EZBreezey2222 on February 12, 2013 at 9:17 am
i wish these uniforms were around in the days of Oliver Miller
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