Top 10 all-time human ejections. Don’t wanna make too many jokes since this person is probably definitely without doubt dead and that’s very sad, but can we discuss the elephant in the room AKA the old man who doesn’t even slow down after the accident? What free money supermodel orgy is he late for where he can’t stop and at least gawk at the guy who just got projectiled 30 feet in the air by a high-speed metal box? No other human on the planet has that kind of self-control. There are only two options, really. Either this old man is an alien and not yet trained on the proper human reaction to extreme violence OR he ordered the hit himself. Only two options.
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