If you came to the Nets game thinking Rihanna wouldn’t be giving her giant black index finger dildo a quick handy while courtside you just don’t know Rih Rih. She’s Bad Gal #1. Of course she’s gonna jerk off that black finger dick.
What’s surprising is how closely her actions are being studied by Harold Ramis (who “died in February”) and his flabby-necked buddy. These guys aren’t just taking a glance or imagining their penises being wrapped by Rihanna’s soft, tatted hands — these cats are in full-on scout mode. Measuring grip strength and technique all stroking their chins and shit. Way too deep, guys. Picture your cock in her hands and keep it moving. You can’t compete with that glove.