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CAUTION: BAD NAKED.
You know what I’ve never understood about you, Naked Bike Race? Nobody really seems to be focused on the racing part. And like 80% of these jerks aren’t even really Naked. Your entire event is a sham if you think about it. Bikes — sure, yeah, you’ve got plenty of them. But if the majority of these hipster doofuses aren’t naked / aren’t seriously competing then you need to fess up to yourself and change the name from Philly Naked Bike Race to Philly Semi-Naked Flamboyant Slow Bike Parade and Testicle Injury Extravaganza.