THIS is why all of the liberals in congress don’t think it’s a big deal if we take assault and handguns away from everyday America, because they know all the guns in the world aren’t going to stop the U.S. military from killing all of us or poisoning our water until we’re all obese fast food consumers who only leave the house to work and cheer at television screens. Sure, in the back of our minds we all think that if the shit went down a few hundred thousand rednecks with AK’s could run up to Washington and turn all this shit around…but that ain’t the truth. Not with super gigapixel spy planes and ray guns and shit. The guns stopped mattering a long time ago.
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