I tried to watch the Home Run Derby. I really did. But that shit is like slow torcher. So instead of watching fat Prince Fielder play fake baseball in Missouri, watch the new Krispy Kreme video.
Plus — as half a dozen people have emailed me — Krispy Kreme’s true identity was recently revealed as Tyler Cassidy. Kid’s got skills even when he’s not acting like a southern buffoon chillin with that cold-blooded gangster Money Maker Mike. If you care to hear Krispy Kreme before he made it
big into low-level internet fame, click the clip below. Though I’ll take Kreme and Mike over serious songs 100 out of 100 times.