“There’s a fire, dad! There’s a fire at the end of the street!”
“Well there ain’t nothin I can do about that.”
Damn right there ain’t nothin he can do. He’s just one man trying to keep his family and car from getting murdered. There have already been casualties. Until that fire situation starts hitting a little closer to home there ain’t a damn thing he can do. Why don’t you kids get off his back and go do something inexpensive, indoors, and masculine?
“I got that all on film you guys. I swear to God.”
PS – This is the worst case of Vertical Video Syndrome ever.