Barstool Sports

This most certainly is somebody’s personal hell realized. A snake coming out of a motorcycle doing a buck 55? No doubt about it. Just as being stuck in the middle of the ocean at night and hearing stuff below me is my personal hell and getting stuck in a bakery overnight is the personal hell of someone terrified of pastries, fast motorcycle + snake has to be someone’s specifically-crafted worst possible scenario.

Also, let me tell you how this would’ve been the thrown-est snake of all time. If I’m wearing bike gloves and doing 155 that slithery engine warmth stealing sonofabitch is getting tossed like Jerry Sandusky’s cellmate’s salad.