DM – Mitt Romney celebrated his 66th birthday with a fluffernutter cupcake and a festive paper hat today in surroundings that were certainly more bleak than he once would have hoped. His loyal son Tagg posted a photo of his father on Instagram where the elder Mr Romney was seen sitting in a non-descript board room while wearing a suit and blue tie and smiling as he looks on at a batch of peanut butter and marshmallow cupcakes. As if that weren’t enough, a can of Diet Coke and a boxed sandwich are also on the table, topping off the lackluster birthday lunch.
Remember this guy? People thought he was going to be PRESIDENT. Like for REAL.
And enough with the Mormon stuff, Mitt. Nobody’s buying it and you’re too rich for that nonsense. How much do you wanna bet that Romney was sitting at that very desk getting blown and voluntarily choked by a Bolivian housekeeper 20 minutes after this picture was taken? Wouldn’t surprise me in the least.
Not saying that to disrespect any of Mitt’s supporters, just saying that he’s a politician so naturally everything he has ever said or done is a lie. Feel the same way about Obama. Oh, you’re gonna close Guantanamo Bay and use peace as your first option? Is that before or after you keep it open forever and drone bomb anybody who looks at you sideways?
Fucking politicians. Kinda cocky to think the creator of the entire universe gives a shit about what kind of soda you drink, MITT.