LBS – In a feature about the Vikings cheerleading squad that was published in the Star Tribune earlier this week, Kaylee Munson compared a cheerleader’s workout routine to that of someone in the military. “A lot of people hear ‘cheerleader’ and think pageant girl or bimbo, but we are so different than that,” Munson explained. “This is the hardest workout I’ve ever done in my life. On game days we’re moving for three hours straight — dancing every break and trying to get the crowd involved. As part of our military performance tours, I’ve worked out with the Navy and Marines and those were all tough workouts but, no offense guys, I have to say that our cheerleading workouts are harder!”
Military Stoolies: Release the hounds! Where the shit does this bitch Kaylee Munson get off saying that her little cheerleading ‘workouts’ are more difficult than the ones done in the Armed Forces based solely on when she went on military performance tours? I’m not or ever have been in the service, but I gotta imagine this piece of salami with tits is way out of order. Yeah, I’m pretty sure during your military performance tours they had you do the exact same things that are required by people defending our country. The sole purpose of you there is to smile, show some tatties and bounce up and down so our servicemen have something to jerk off to at night and something to think about in the foxhole without fearing death. Almost positive you didn’t have to strap on 100+lbs of gear and run miles in the Afghan heat to prepare yourself for battle. Fucking chicks being chicks, man. Just living in her own little bubble thinking she’s the shit when in reality if she didn’t have a face and body of an 8 or better she’d be nowhere in life. Or a Pro. Either or, keep your mouth shut and just do what you’re paid to do: look good in the background on the sidelines.