Taking the bet…
…and it’s collection time.
I dunno, but every year that goes by where his game-winning jumpers and Nike ads are replaced with dickish quotes and Hitler-stach’d Haines commercials, he starts to look scummier and scummier to me. Like he was already a slimy dude to begin with, but as he ages and the luster of his aura starts to wear off, Michael Jeffrey Jordan looks more and more like a cocky old cigar-inhaling asshole than the smiley Space Jam star I knew when I was a kid.
Having said that, get yo fuckin money MJ. Best basketball player ever.