I’m questioning the fact if Tim is indeed mentally retarded. Dude’s got more smarts and drive than half the Stoolies and 80% of America. I mean, seriously. When was the last time you willingly got up at 5:30 excited to go to work? I can’t remember if my clothes were ever neatly folded in my drawer let alone having a morning routine. Fucker’s “Magic Dance” in the parking lot doesn’t even look retarded. You ask me to do an spontaneous dance to no music and I would look like a mentally handicapped chimp having a seizure but there’s Timmy Harris suaving his way to work like he’s Tom Cruise in Risky Business. We may have another panhandling speech therapist wheeling around in Kentucky on our hands. Tim Harris probably has 8 failed restaurants under his belt but all of a sudden he started speaking a little slower and giving out free hugs with his burgers and BOOM, damn genius finds success overnight. Because I’m pretty sure a true restaurateur with the downs couldn’t sustain a business when their profits keep maxing out at potato.
PS – Arghhh Smitty you’re an asshole way over the line how can you make fun of this great story blah blah blah. Listen fools, the last thing I’m doing is making fun of Tim. Isn’t the greatest compliment a retard can get is he doesn’t seem retarded? Checkmate, America.