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Marry Fuck Kill: He Got Game

Lala Bonilla

Dakota Burns

Big-Titty Blonde Chicks

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Marry – Lala Bonilla
Fuck – Big-Titty Blondes
Kill – Dakota Burns

Was watching He Got Game the other night and figured I’d bring it to the Stoolies. We’re going off of characters in the movie, so Lala Bonilla instead of Rosario Dawson, Dakota Burns instead of Milla Jovovich, and Big-Titty Blonde Chicks instead of The Coked-Up Freakshow Breast Duo.

This couldn’t be simpler. Marrying Lala even though she’s shallow and cheating and only after my money. Don’t care — hot Boricua gets the ring. Fucking the Big-Titty Blonde Chicks because they’re big titty blonde chicks. Can’t pass that up. JESUS HIMSELF couldn’t pass that up. And finally, while I love Milla and would’ve wifed her Fifth Element ass up in a lot of other situations, I can’t with this character. Hookers, man? She gets murdered and left in a shallow Nevada grave like most other washed-up bald prostitutes.

By maurice posted October 15th, 2012 at 3:45 PM

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by mcm1 on October 15, 2012 at 3:48 pm
sweet picture of Lala
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by Sip Rodgers on October 15, 2012 at 3:55 pm
Kill the hooker, she after all is a hooker so she won't be missed. Fuck Lala, she is down to get an abortion if shit goes wrong, and marry the big titty college chicks cuz well they are in college and you got odds. We're the Railsplitters and nobody fuckin' wit us.
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by mrsmith on October 15, 2012 at 4:06 pm
"White men can't jump" is a billion times better
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by mattsh20 on October 15, 2012 at 4:06 pm
Should have told Lala to smile so we could see her.
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by mikeydatrillest on October 15, 2012 at 4:14 pm
@mrsmith yeah u like that shit cause u a snow angel
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by cjr10 on October 15, 2012 at 4:51 pm
Big titty chicks are Pornstars Jill Kelly and Chasey Lain.
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by boats and hoes on October 15, 2012 at 5:07 pm
Shuttlesworth was such a chump for choosing Big state. Tech u had the bomb ass pussy.
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by hollywoodlannister on October 15, 2012 at 8:12 pm
Nah he should marry one of those blondes you know they're way richer than Lala, dad is probably a big alumni donor to Tech U. I should know, I'm the one who really cares about Jesus.
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by reppinme on October 15, 2012 at 8:37 pm
i just watched this the other night too...lala is hot fire
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