The baggage charge is essentially a ‘fuck you’ payment forced on by the airline industry and this man just outfucked the fuckers. Anything to beat the system. But I don’t know if I could succumb to putting on every article of clothing for a long distance flight. Have to be the most comfortable possible to sit in your 2×4 caged seat not wanting to kill yourself. I’m talking about no shoes, no underwear, mesh shorts, and intramural sports t-shirts from 4 years ago. Sitting there with that amount of shit on is essentially a first class ticket to Wedgie City. Still though, dude probably took up less space than the average fat piece of Honey Boo Boo shit who tries to squeeze into 1 airline seat. Fat asses pissed off they have to buy 2 seats even though their 80-pound moose knuckles are a fire hazard laying in the middle of the aisle.
And where the hell is this pre-madonna going with 60 shirts and 9 pairs of jeans anyways? Is it even possible for a guy to own 9 pairs of jeans and have legitimately have somewhere to go? 3-4 pairs max and the first time they get washed is never.