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Man Wears 70 Articles Of Clothing To Airport To Avoid Paying For Baggage Charge

CHINA – A man took to putting on 70 items of clothing to avoid an extra baggage charge at an airport. The unidentified passenger turned up at Guangzhou Baiyun International Airport in China, described as looking like a ‘sumo wrestler’. According to Guangzhou Daily, the man’s luggage exceeded the weight limit. He did not want to pay the extra baggage costs, and thus took out and wore more than 60 shirts and nine pairs of jeans. Wanting to board a flight to Nairobi, Kenya, he was stopped by the metal detector and had to undergo a full body search. In his numerous pockets were batteries, thumb drives and device chargers.

The baggage charge is essentially a ‘fuck you’ payment forced on by the airline industry and this man just outfucked the fuckers. Anything to beat the system. But I don’t know if I could succumb to putting on every article of clothing for a long distance flight. Have to be the most comfortable possible to sit in your 2×4 caged seat not wanting to kill yourself. I’m talking about no shoes, no underwear, mesh shorts, and intramural sports t-shirts from 4 years ago. Sitting there with that amount of shit on is essentially a first class ticket to Wedgie City. Still though, dude probably took up less space than the average fat piece of Honey Boo Boo shit who tries to squeeze into 1 airline seat. Fat asses pissed off they have to buy 2 seats even though their 80-pound moose knuckles are a fire hazard laying in the middle of the aisle.

And where the hell is this pre-madonna going with 60 shirts and 9 pairs of jeans anyways? Is it even possible for a guy to own 9 pairs of jeans and have legitimately have somewhere to go? 3-4 pairs max and the first time they get washed is never.

By smitty posted December 18th, 2012 at 10:14 AM

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by christosterone on December 18, 2012 at 10:25 am

Fly first class and bags are free....problem solved
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by alecg324 on December 18, 2012 at 10:31 am

sir....your going to need to come with us for additional screening.
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by tornopen on December 18, 2012 at 10:41 am

christosterone -- you are a fucking idiot. What's cheaper, 1st class or coach and bags?
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by joejohnsonbeans on December 18, 2012 at 10:47 am

Not really a fuck you. The idea behind the charge is that those without bags should not have to pay for that do. Some instead of allocating the cost jointly across all passengers, it is only charged to those that partake in the service. Bags=weight. An increase in weight equals a decrease in fuel efficiency, creating an increase in costs for the airline. Rather than have everyone pay more for their ticket, just have those that check baggage bear the cost by themselves. I don't want to pay for your bags.
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by frank carlton serafino feranna jr on December 18, 2012 at 10:48 am

christosterone might be the douchiest commenter ever
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by EZBreezey2222 on December 18, 2012 at 10:55 am

love to see how this guy got 9 pairs of jeans on top of each other, seems impossible with denim. i mean sweatpants wouldnt be a problem but if your jeans are all the same size how do the pairs on the outside fit over everything? im calling bullshit
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by BossHogg on December 18, 2012 at 11:02 am

Did you really just write "pre-Madonna"? You are a fucking moron.
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by YoMikeyA on December 18, 2012 at 11:29 am

Dude. Seriously. I REALLY hate to do this. But pre-madonna? I mean that's really not excusable.
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