If you don’t like Zelda or your parents were too poor to get you a N64, midas whale skip to the comments right now to call me a loser cause this post is more filled with Zelda references than Zoras in Zora’s Domain that I thought were still hot no matter how many fins they had.
Kudos for this cat stuffing wizard looking motherfucker for forever protecting the sanction of his virginity to bring us this. Granted, dude probably wasn’t going to get laid anyways because of the chastity beard and the fact he’s still holding out on Sheik magically appear and give him a Cirque Du Solei in the sac, but good for him nonetheless. There is no doubt about it, if you played it from the ages 6-15, you probably consider N64′s The Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time as one of, if not, the greatest video game of all-time. Pure childhood bliss. It’s so good that even its musical score it would make Mozart ejaculate, and our hero here delivers a tour de force of nostalgia. If only Hyrule was real. The land’s music, alchemist and rapist quotas would be fulfilled to the T.
For some reason though he doesn’t do Epona’s Song, which is downright blasphemous. I would take a bullet for that imaginary horse more than I would for members of my own family.
PS – Fuck the Water Temple. Fuck it hard.
More videos after the jump.