Couple things. First, I gotta admit that it’s pretty cool that this generation has new drugs popping onto the market every couple of months. Like the idea of logging onto Chinese internet to buy never-before-used types of LSD is definitely some badass shit that wasn’t around in the 60′s. This month it’s 25B-NBOMe and 25I-NBOMe, last month it was synthetic marijuana, the month before that bath salts — our desire for new and awesome ways to get high is insatiable. Go 21st century kids.
Secondly — why aren’t we better at making drugs that give us super human qualities? Sure we got steroids and Adderall, but you’d think with all of this black market cash flow some imprisoned Chinese scientist would have come up with the Limitless pill or one that lets you see other people’s emotions in color. Superhero stuff. Hell, maybe they do and that’s how they pulled off that 2008 Beijing Opening Ceremony. Who really knows?
Still wanna get my hands on the good stuff. I mean sure I understand the market for drugs that make you eat people’s faces off and/or run into trees until you die is at an all-time high, but there has to be an untapped segment of people who don’t necessarily want to trip so hard they seek out murder. What about the folks who just wanna smell music or slow down time for everything except their pets? There has to be a crazy guy in Montana somewhere with the lab equipment, Master’s in Chemistry, and free time to make illegal drugs beneficial.