TMZ – Lindsay Lohan was in a bad car accident and is in the emergency room at an L.A. hospital … TMZ has learned. Lindsay Lohan was driving her black Porsche on Pacific Coast Highway when it slammed into the back of an 18 wheeler. We’re told the Porsche is totaled. The passenger window was shattered and the rear bumper was fully off her car. We’re told she did not go to the hospital by ambulance, although we are told an ambulance was called to the scene. No word on her condition, although we’re told she seems ok. Doctors are performing tests.
No word yet on whether or not her life was saved by her humongous uncontrollable jugs.
The most up-to-date info on Twitter still says that she’s alright, so I guess we won’t have to regret any jokes we’ve made or have to sit through Mean Girls and Herbie Fully Loaded marathons on MTV.