All hail the Queen! Oh, under house arrest with a lo-jack on her ankle and she can’t leave the premises? No biggie. Just invite a herd of hipsters and drug dealers over and get the shit poppin. Most of Hollywood would crumble into a million pieces over a house arrest. Not Lindsay. Bitch makes like Kid N Play in 1990 and goes House Party right in the judge’s grill. Boom. Cigarettes, booze, and sideboob. Hollywood royalty in action.
I’d bang the crazy of that this chick.