Let’s get this out of the way first: Bron didn’t “shave his head”. He just cut his hair really, really low. And it was a genius move.
We all are already aware of LeBron’s hairline transplant surgery/scar, but the problem is that the front part wasn’t growing as fast as the rest. Solution? Cut everything as low as the front and nobody will notice. Give LBJ a full year of hair this low and by that time the surgeries would have fixed whatever hair issues we thought he had. Fast forward to like 2017 and people will be saying things like “remember when LeBron was balding?”. It’s the type of thing dudes like Joe Biden WISH they could pull off.
Such a fantastic long con from the MVP. Getting an illegal police escort to the Jay-Z concert because Jigga refused to start without him is like a 5. Lulling the world asleep while he re-grows his hair is at least a 9.