E! – Here’s some interesting news for you: Kris Humphries’ rep tells E! News that the NBA star does not have herpes. Good to hear, but why even bring it up? That would be because a woman has filed a lawsuit today in Los Angeles Superior Court against the basketball player for allegedly infecting her with sexual disease.In her sexual battery and negligent transmission of a venereal disease suit, Kayla Goldberg describes meeting with Humphries first at a local upscale restaurant and then again later that night at a club, where she ended up going back to his hotel and the two engaged in various sexual activities. According to court papers, Goldberg alleges that Humphries—who did not always wear a condom while having intercourse with Goldberg—also did not inform her that he was infected with herpes.
Alls I know is this better not have any effect on Kanye’s new album. Kris I didn’t care about you at all before you became the human bridge between Reggie Bush’s and Kanye West’s dicks, and frankly I don’t care about you much right now, but if your herpes situation infected Kim Kardashian and somehow messes with Yeezy’s creative process we’re gonna have problems.
I don’t watch reality TV nor I am greatly concerned about the cleanliness of Kim & Kanye’s genitals, but as a fan of music and realizing Mr. West has yet to put out a bad album (808s & Heartbreak was more meh than bad), I worry about the future of his material. There are already rumors he’s made serious songs about his relationship with Kim, the last thing we need are multiple tracks about that ho with lyrics about burning pee, itchy balls, and Power Forwards on the Nets.
Do us all a favor and disappear — you don’t wanna spend the next 4-5 years getting dunked on by Andrew Bynum, anyway. Ever wonder how much loot you could make playing in China?
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