I was once asked if there was one food I could eat all day and not get tired of eating, what it would be. Damn near answered before the sentence was finished. Kit Kats, duh. Your boy could eat a mountain of Kit Kats without batting an eye. Hell, there could be a whole town of people living in that mountain of Kit Kats and I could pretty much promise you that in the end my mouth would be covered in blood and chocolate and I would have little recollection of what happened.
Barstool Philly has a long history of reporting ridiculous foods (usually from Pizza Hut and usually from the Middle East), so there was zero chance of me letting the Kit Kats wrapped in sugary pizza dough pass us by. Yeah, I really don’t care that it’s just dough and Kit Kats. I need them now like I need air.
The only downfall to this is it being warm. Can’t stand a melty Kit Kat. Freezer Kit Kats are the fucking bees knees, so it’s a little weird of me thinking of the opposite…wrapped in sugar dough. But fuck it — they’re Kit Kats and they’re getting ate.
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