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Kinda Wish The First Ever Black Miss Israel Was Hotter

Telegraph – An advance party of White House officials insisted on inviting Yityish Aynaw, 22, to next Thursday’s gala dinner hosted by Shimon Peres, Israel’s president, after hearing how she became the first Israeli of Ethiopian origin to win the country’s premier beauty queen contest last month. Her presence among 120 guests who will also include Benjamin Netanyahu, the Israeli prime minister, Lt General Benny Gantz, the army chief of staff, and Rueven Rivlin, the Knesset speaker puts her ahead of many more august figures who have failed amid a desperate clamour to secure invites. The mass circulation Yedioth Ahronot newspaper reported that Ms Aynaw – who emigrated to Israel from Ethiopia with her Jewish grandparents after the death of her mother when she was 12 – would have the chance to exchange pleasantries with the president.

Really, Israel? This is all you’ve got? You ain’t foolin’ anybody.

Sure your little plan worked and you got Obama trying to smash, but no other change is gonna come from your scheme. Yityish Aynaw’s win wasn’t a legit victory and as a proud black person I refuse to accept any pity gifts or handouts (that one’s for you, comment section). This was a fix to make yourselves look good to the rest of the world, Israel. Admit it.

No direct disrespect towards Yityish intended, I’m just sayin we all have eyes and can see clearly that she’s not the winner. The girl’s not UGLY or even close to it, she’s just not as hot as a national beauty contest winner needs to be. Has nothing to do with her African features or dark skin tone, either. The chick simply isn’t as hot as the other contestants I’ve seen.

If you need some help with hot black women Israel come to America and we’ll get you set up. Just throw a Kelly Rowland look-alike or a Jet Magazine Beauty of the Week in Hebrew school for a month and save yourself the embarrassment of having a butterface rep the chosen people.

Between this and Miss America’s flabbiness all hope for beauty contests may be lost. Hotter black American beauty contestants after the jump:

By maurice posted March 13th, 2013 at 2:45 PM

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by #19 on March 13, 2013 at 2:48 pm
It's all pink on the inside.
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by corylidleflymehome on March 13, 2013 at 2:48 pm
tell her to climb into an oven. she'll be plenty hot
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by herpease on March 13, 2013 at 2:48 pm
Black Jew? Is that legal?
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by phyckyiu on March 13, 2013 at 2:49 pm
Who let the apes out?
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by bmac11 on March 13, 2013 at 2:49 pm
She looks different in every picture.
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by chriskamanhispants on March 13, 2013 at 2:50 pm
if i didnt see the nose then id say theres no way in hell i believe there are such a thing as black jews
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by dcubbz on March 13, 2013 at 2:50 pm
hair up is a bad look
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by neiltheblogking on March 13, 2013 at 2:50 pm
Why are you commenting on hotness when she is way out of your league. Taylor Swift wouldn't even date you and she is dating a red headed mutant.
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by phil leotardo on March 13, 2013 at 2:50 pm
Ms. Maryland would be a fun ride
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by bmac11 on March 13, 2013 at 2:50 pm
but ugly
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by phil leotardo on March 13, 2013 at 2:51 pm
@corylidleflymehome, black jews have to goto the back of the oven.
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by wilburham on March 13, 2013 at 2:53 pm
still does nothing for me, ill blame science
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by Evil One on March 13, 2013 at 3:02 pm
Did you seriously just call someone out on their looks Ebony Skeletor ?
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by carlsweetchuck on March 13, 2013 at 3:07 pm
"as a proud black person I refuse to accept any pity gifts or handouts" - Actually, that's the white half of you talking.
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by Kay Jewelers on March 13, 2013 at 3:13 pm
Kinda wish maurice would get fired and replaced by clucko the chicken
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by BossHogg on March 13, 2013 at 3:25 pm
Nice cans, but I bet that box smells like jungle floor
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by ditclapper on March 13, 2013 at 4:06 pm
Anyone watch the bible on history? No just me probably but they had Sampson played by a enormous black dude. Totally ruined the air of believability for me.
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by bogjunas2 on March 13, 2013 at 9:00 pm
I'm really startn to see a trend in all of mo's blogs. Kay, what the fuck is clucko the chicken?
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