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KFC’s Answer To Pizza Hut’s Crazy Foreign Options: New Worm-Infested Chicken!

Arbroath – A customer who found worms in his chicken dish at the KFC outlet in Thiruvananthapuram, Kerala, India, has filed a complaint with the consumer affairs court and human rights commission. “During transportation or storage, this temperature may have changed which made the chicken go bad. However, we have to get the lab results to see how badly the chicken was infected,” the official said. The KFC outlet was temporarily shut down after Basheer complained of worms in the dish served to him. Basheer’s brother Shiju who was admitted to hospital after he had eaten the chicken dish from KFC was later discharged.

For some reason the tiny worms are infinitely worse than big worms.

After reading the headings about this story I was convinced some dusty Indian schlub had picked up a bucket and found a few earthworms crawling at the bottom of it because the restaurant was built on top of the Slumdog doodoo pits or something. But to find that it’s these tiny worms wiggling around INSIDE THE CHICKEN? AFTER being deep fried? I’m scarred forever and ever. If I was Basheer’s brother Shiju and consumed Colonel’s freaky parasite-infested recipe I swear to God I’d never eat food again.

You guys can thank India for forcing you to magnifying-glass inspect every piece of chicken you eat for the next three years.

By maurice posted October 15th, 2012 at 2:35 PM

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by tr1d3nt on October 15, 2012 at 2:38 pm
Thanks Mo. I'm going full-blown vegan now. Fucking great.
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by pmrkingston on October 15, 2012 at 2:39 pm
dude, its india...you pay extra for worms
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by one stool wonder on October 15, 2012 at 2:40 pm
you think a couple worms are gonna stop black people from eating fried chicken? not a chance
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by anonymous on October 15, 2012 at 2:45 pm
the colonel sucks. los pollos hermanos ftw
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by hardwhite on October 15, 2012 at 3:28 pm
India doing big things per usual
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by therealkneeel on October 15, 2012 at 5:59 pm
exactly what pmrkingston said... it's fucking India, are you really that surprised?
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