What the hell has Justin Verlander been feeding her? Steady diet of dick and beer is not good for the figure, honey. I’m not saying she’s ugly or fat by any means because I would swan dive head first into her vagina in a nanosecond, but compared to where this broad was at a year ago it’s a damn shame. Went from a fajita to a gordita real quick and it’s only a matter of time before she shits out a kid and becomes a full-fledged burrito. Like how can Mercedes have a commercial featuring a supermodel and a car wash and only have her in a dry, black tank top and mom shorts? Get the best use of your dollars. Soap that bitch up and hose her down. Marketing 101.
kate upton is a famous (albeit better looking) example of happens with 99% of normal chicks who are born pretty and think they never have to workout a day in their life to maintain it. pretty face, great rack, sloppy body, They start wearing those awful shirts that are puffy around the waist, trying to misdirect their fat gut by accentuating their chest, and then one day pop out 2 chud babies and call it quits. Or overdose on prescription pain medication. Is she attractive? Yes, that's not the point. The point is nobody is buying this bullshit about being "sultry" or voluptuous. Nobody has given a shit about those adjectives since the Korean War.
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