Recognize those $30,000 droopy leather jeans anywhere. JB just livin life pissing in kitchen buckets as a young pop star should. His friend from the ‘Wild Kidz’ couldn’t be more right — this is clearly the coolest spot to piss. If Justin was peeing in some urinal while being respectful of former American Presidents like everybody else, he wouldn’t be Justin. Restroom pissing is what lames do. Bucket pissing is the stuff of legend. Pissy mop water like “fuck it”. King Bieber could probably get a gang of girls to drink that pee pee water for free without even trying.
PS – You’re not really a star until a man in a suit has the responsibility to watching you while you pee.